... but first ...
Let's get back to poor old neglected Runaway Comic for a moment. Here is just a teeny tiny section of a glorious page by R. C. T. D. Brigham Martin. To see it in all of its glory, buy Runaway Comic #3 - available in APRIL 2007!
TRUE LOVE AT LAST!
Ladies and gentleman, I am proud to announce that Champion Internet Rivals eeTeeD and Jed have finally buried the hatchet - IN MY HEAD! This is going to RUIN the return of blogopera, which will return I promise, but all is fair in love and war.
Letter from eeTeeD:
...just tried to post a comment to your blog, but i don't think it "took"
No, it did not!
SEND IT HERE!
I have been waiting on you to finally join forces with Jed and fight the common enemy! I know you don't like Simpsons!
i started things off with this simple comment:
when is the last time that any of you laughed out loud at an episode of the simpsons? i have not done so in many years, and i think that is a personal yardstick that we all can use and understand.
And there you have it! Proof that eeTeeD and Jed are BOTH delusional crackheads! Look, he didn't even capitalize Simpsons! God, I wish this namby pamby Liberal Cesspool of a country would let us execute kkkriminals who don't capitalize Simpsons!
And, as you can see, blogger is still having the vapors. Poor ol' bonzogal and Benny, God Bless 'Em, trying 3 and 4 times before a post will finally "take". I humbly and sincerely apologize to all of you who are trying to tell Jed (and now eeTeeD) how crazy they are. Your posts are not materializing, but the Prayer Tower is t-t-t-trembling with all of your positive energy. WHOA! There goes another one! You shoulda seen the cat fly outa here! Spooked!
And now, friends, may I take a moment to explain the insanity of carbon credits, or whatever the hell they are called?
The planet is dying, right? And we are all supposed to conserve as much as we possibly can, and give poor old Mother Earth a break. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
Well, some of us are fooling ourselves and saying it is okay if we waste energy and enjoy an extravagent carbon footprint, as long as we "offset" that by buying carbon credits.
Do I have to explain it any further? If I do, you will never understand.
WOW! Look at the LABELS I'm going to have to use now! That reminds me, here's a label joke I thought of: (but first, I have to show this to those who have never seen it. It's the little label entry thing in blogger)
Well, the joke is, what if there was some dumbass who labeled everything "scooters" "vacation" or "fall"? Get it? Because he's so dumb he thinks those are the choices!
Some people are really that dumb. And it would be cruel to laugh at them. Like laughing at people who look just like Ugly Betty. Words can hurt! I hope this has been a lesson to all of you who laughed.