Man, this Condi lust is bad for you. Keep it in the pants, son!
You gotta lock these posts dude! What if the wife sees this!?!
Hello Mark, Thank you for the song, and for the flowers you sent, and the cornbread, and the messages you left on my answering machine... the hundreds and hundreds of messages...OK, Mark, this really has to stop. The Secret Service tells me you are not dangerous (by the way, sorry they accidentally cut your string of beads). But you have to let go.I didn't want to do it this way, but... you should know that I'm seeing someone. He's married, so I need to be discreet. All I can tell you is that his name is Dennis, he's running for president, and he is an animal in bed.You are a very sweet man, but it just isn't going to work with us.Goodbye, Mark.
Dennis!!You got some 'splainin' to do!!
Wow. One song to Condi, and Mark's off the boards --
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