friends, romans, countrymen
Our old pal Val from Four Eyes Joke Shop sent me this news article about her son's senior shenanigans. And here's a website where you can buy a duck and support Our Right To Be Wacky!
The actual Jed! This photograph is pretty darn clear, unlike all those grainy photos you see on the sci-fi channel and elsewhere. I think he really exists! Call me crazy!
Now if I could just get a photo of eeTeeD...
Note to Jed, in answer to the encouragement to keep sending my kids' books out: ABSOLUTELY! When I said the project is over, I only meant so much as it prevents me from doing pinups for Everything. Thanks for your support and faith in my ministry!
JUST KIDDING! I'm 99% sure Bissette is not in the tank for Ron Paul, but it makes a great headline. Here's what I'm talking about: Bissette and I had a little debate here. Then when I finally went googling to see what kind of info I could dig up about any class action lawsuits against FOX, this is all I could find (although I admit in full disclosure that I only searched for about 5 minutes. I got mouths to feed, I can't play on this damn internet all day!)
a (now moot) answer to hemlockman
Hemlockman commented recently that I should get an agent, why don't I have an agent. The short answer is that I haven't met one yet. The long answer is that I'm stubborn and hate to waste time doing things that I think are pointless, and possibly harmful. Like going to college. KIDS! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. I just always knew that college was not right for ME! I'm not really so stubborn about agents. On the one hand, I do think it's frustratingly stupid, and seems suspiciously unnecessary, for publishers to insist on that extra layer of padding. On the other hand, I know a GOOD agent can and will make me (and him/her) more money than I can make without one.
SO ANYWAY - the answer is now moot to hemlockman because he did accept my challenge and introduce me to an agent - even before I made the challenge! He's psychic! The guy's downright spooky!
Where will it all end? I'll have to open up a fork store! Because of all these forks in the road!