danger!


My new scissors contain chemicals known to the state of California to be dangerous! In several ways!

How can this be known to California exclusively? If it is known, it is a fact, and if it is a fact in California, it is a fact everywhere.

I bet the Minnetonka Cutlery Company really wanted to put quote marks around "known". As in "known" to a bunch of litigious namby-pambies in KooKooLand who can sue us if we don't put this on our scissors.

Those darn facts! They are so elusive and malleable! Factiness! You know what I'm thinking. But I'll let that sleeping dog lie. Or is it let that lying dog sleep?
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Click this link to go over to Paul Fricke's blog and read about my singing career! Just scroll down below the stuff about Jerry Reed.
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HOLY COW! I'm about to go add a comment to the Illville post and break 30! That's more comments than the Karl Rove post!
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4 comments:

eeTeeD said...

are you going to use your new scissors as part of your plan to clip 700 billion dollars worth of coupons to send to wall street?

Wayno said...
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Wayno said...

I deleted my comment because of a pronoun problem...

What I meant to say, Pumpie, was that I have a recording of YOU singing the Frosty Morn sausage commercial, not Jerry Reed (although that would be a good 'un!)

HemlockMan said...

Whyhowcome thay has never been a Gnatrat movie? Or has they bin an I just ain't never heard of it?