Back in the 90s the publishers of Wizard Magazine also published a sports cards magazine. I guess it eventually died since it does not show up on their site. But when it was alive they used to pay me, probably the least qualified sports illustrator on the planet, to draw comics and illustrate articles. This was for an article about obsessive fantasy league geeks.
This thing popped up in one of my many recent ramblings through ancient files. There's a whole folder full of these things somewhere. I have no idea how this one strayed from the pack. I'm sure there was a very important reason for putting it where it was at the time.
(I know I promised not to comment on the Evil Kids, but geez - This one is EXTRA creepy!)