I tried to google up an mp3 of Chick-a-Boom for anybody who has not heard it. Just to prove how awful it is. I could not find it, but the background info I uncovered is interesting. A song about lusting after a prick-tease naked girl was created for Sabrina and the Groovy Goolies? That song and "Johnny Do It Faster" (we all know what joke THAT is paraphrasing) was marketed to bubblegum kids along with the equally revolting "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"? EEEYEWWW!!!!
You can thank your lucky stars I was not able to locate an mp3. Instead I have posted a GREAT song in which Little Daughter poisons the neighbors' chickens, who then proceed to hit her with a shovel. Good times.