I suppose you're all wondering...


...why I called you here...
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CAPTION CONTEST!
I thought of several other captions for this awesome photo Sculptor Rick sent me. Some of them were even better than "I suppose..."!
Now I wanta hear yours. The judges (me and Sculptor Rick) will choose the best caption and send the winner a PRIZE! It won't be a yeahbutt though. Let's all be fair to the people who are forking out good money for these jewels. Let's make it original art for a panel of Runaway Comic featuring the yeahbutt. OK? Fair enough?

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

"What is the Jury's Verdict?"

kathe said...

How about "Butts up!"?

Mark Landman said...

"Jabberous editorial staff performing a 10 gun salute honoring the release of Runaway Comic #2"

Anonymous said...

"It wasn't me!"

Anonymous said...

10 big butts

Anonymous said...

"Where'd that soap go??"

greg said...

Hey Mark, I think anonymous wins. You should send them their prize. Just write "anonymous" on the envelope and put it in the mail.

Zach said...

"Ready, aim....."




www.zachrocks.com

slatts said...

"No ands or ifs..."


~anonymous

greg said...

"What proctologists see when they close their eyes."

JR said...

"No Child Left Behind"

Anonymous said...

you wanna see the front/the back? (choose best) side, dontchya?

j said...

"affirmation of exposure"

Anonymous said...

"wardrobe malfunctions"
"get a room!"
"when you assume..."
"Know what?"

Anonymous said...

"Do you feel a breeze?"

jr said...

"When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
Ass amoré..."

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnh4NRYfBM&mode=related&search=

julius said...

I think mine is lovely:

"Achievement was starting to concern Aaron. It seemed that no matter what he did, or what area he worked in, whenever he won an award it was always the same one".

My caption that is.

julius said...

I have another: "what Freud secretly saw whan he closed his eyes"

BonzoGal said...

"The Senate convenes for another session."

julius said...

OK I have another one: "Dagnabbit ! I said No ifs, NO BUTTS"

BonzoGal said...

If you had a half of another Yeah Butt showing, it could be "Twenty-one bun salute."

julius said...

A still from the unreleased film: "King Midas goes to jail". This photo is taken from the infamous shower scene.

julius said...

I still dont understand why you have made 10 cartoon cat noses on legs.

Dear AL said...

Rep. Mark Foley's gift to congressional pages, in exchange for their underwear.

BonzoGal said...

Silly Julius, those aren't cat noses! They're clearly ocelots.

Okay, one more:
"Guess what? YEAH BUTT!"

julius said...

Whole ocelots, or merely ocelots' noses ?

Actually I have looked into it and the answer is neither, that is actually the animal that a Chicken McNugget is made out of.

Billy said...

Just another day at the office.

Jane Lake said...

We're not leaving here until Mr. Gaseous steps forward!

Anonymous said...

"In a desperate effort to blend in, Wendell removed his trousers and bent over"
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Anonymous said...

"To Wilbur's dismay all the gang had the exact same halloween costume idea as he"

Anonymous said...

"Eeek! Barking Spiders!!"

Anonymous said...

"Just another day at the orifice"

Chris Pitzer said...

Face Fart True Believer!

Anonymous said...

"The Runaway Soccer Team heads up the field"
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"It was Saturday night and everyone down at YB's was up for a swell evening of old time country line dancing"
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"Does this plinth make my ass look big"
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BonzoGal said...

The "orifice" one made me choke on Sprite. Yay orifice!

julius said...

Seeing as they don't belong to anybody I claim all the anonymous comments just in case they win.

New caption time:
Cartoonist's perspective model sheet number 161 "the butt".

Lou said...

I don't know how I prove it but all them Anonymous ones contained in "quotes" were me. What can I say?--I just discovered what the *other* option does!

Sorry 'bout the choking/Sprite thing!

julius said...

No Lou, they were all mine. See above. :P