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CAPTION CONTEST!
I thought of several other captions for this awesome photo Sculptor Rick sent me. Some of them were even better than "I suppose..."!
Now I wanta hear yours. The judges (me and Sculptor Rick) will choose the best caption and send the winner a PRIZE! It won't be a yeahbutt though. Let's all be fair to the people who are forking out good money for these jewels. Let's make it original art for a panel of Runaway Comic featuring the yeahbutt. OK? Fair enough?
37 comments:
"What is the Jury's Verdict?"
How about "Butts up!"?
"Jabberous editorial staff performing a 10 gun salute honoring the release of Runaway Comic #2"
"It wasn't me!"
10 big butts
"Where'd that soap go??"
Hey Mark, I think anonymous wins. You should send them their prize. Just write "anonymous" on the envelope and put it in the mail.
"Ready, aim....."
www.zachrocks.com
"No ands or ifs..."
~anonymous
"What proctologists see when they close their eyes."
"No Child Left Behind"
you wanna see the front/the back? (choose best) side, dontchya?
"affirmation of exposure"
"wardrobe malfunctions"
"get a room!"
"when you assume..."
"Know what?"
"Do you feel a breeze?"
"When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
Ass amoré..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnh4NRYfBM&mode=related&search=
I think mine is lovely:
"Achievement was starting to concern Aaron. It seemed that no matter what he did, or what area he worked in, whenever he won an award it was always the same one".
My caption that is.
I have another: "what Freud secretly saw whan he closed his eyes"
"The Senate convenes for another session."
OK I have another one: "Dagnabbit ! I said No ifs, NO BUTTS"
If you had a half of another Yeah Butt showing, it could be "Twenty-one bun salute."
A still from the unreleased film: "King Midas goes to jail". This photo is taken from the infamous shower scene.
I still dont understand why you have made 10 cartoon cat noses on legs.
Rep. Mark Foley's gift to congressional pages, in exchange for their underwear.
Silly Julius, those aren't cat noses! They're clearly ocelots.
Okay, one more:
"Guess what? YEAH BUTT!"
Whole ocelots, or merely ocelots' noses ?
Actually I have looked into it and the answer is neither, that is actually the animal that a Chicken McNugget is made out of.
We're not leaving here until Mr. Gaseous steps forward!
"In a desperate effort to blend in, Wendell removed his trousers and bent over"
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"To Wilbur's dismay all the gang had the exact same halloween costume idea as he"
"Eeek! Barking Spiders!!"
"Just another day at the orifice"
"The Runaway Soccer Team heads up the field"
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"It was Saturday night and everyone down at YB's was up for a swell evening of old time country line dancing"
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"Does this plinth make my ass look big"
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The "orifice" one made me choke on Sprite. Yay orifice!
Seeing as they don't belong to anybody I claim all the anonymous comments just in case they win.
New caption time:
Cartoonist's perspective model sheet number 161 "the butt".
I don't know how I prove it but all them Anonymous ones contained in "quotes" were me. What can I say?--I just discovered what the *other* option does!
Sorry 'bout the choking/Sprite thing!
No Lou, they were all mine. See above. :P
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