Anonymous sent me this email:
I thought you were a monkey. Your blog says "Zodiac Year: Sheep" I'm avoiding "dogs" and looking for "rats and monkeys". My father was an "ox". The Chinese menu blurb I have sounds just like him. Able to enjoy his own company but yet makes an excellent and loving parent.
I AM a monkey, dammit! My whole sense of "self" is centered around that Zodiac Monkey! Apparently stupid blogger calculates your zodiac sign - INCORRECTLY - based on your birth year.
Thank you for alerting me to this, Anonymous. I will add it to my list of things to fume about.