a joke I wrote this morning

Snap, Crackle and Pop walk into a bar. Customer yells "Bartender, fix the radio!"
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Some of the older posts that Jed and eeTeeD could not get to post are showing up in my Stupid New Blogger dashboard now, days later.

12 comments:

greg said...

A "walks into a bar" joke has to at least two lines of dialog, one of which must be said by the bartender.

Snap, Crackle and Pop walk into a bar. "Give us a bowl of milk," they say. The bartender says, "We don't have milk, how about beer?" A customer yells "Bartender, fix the radio!"

Marky Mark said...

I don't have to follow your rules, Mr. Establishment Man! Mine is totally way rad better and FRESH! Mine is WRITER-DRIVEN!

greg said...

Snap, Crackle and Pop were edgy in their day, but what have they done in the past 20 years? Nothing but make a little noise.

eeTeeD said...

a man walks into a bar pulling a chain behind him.

the bartender yells, "hey, what are you doing pulling that chain in here?"

the man replies, "you ever try PUSHING one of these things?"

eeTeeD said...

http://brettratner.com/content/videos/miscellaneous/1critic.htm

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/paprika/trailer/

Kevin said...

slatts walks into a blog and says "Hey, would someone fix the radio?!?"

Marky Mark said...

THIS IS FROM BENNY!
stupid blogger is still bollocksing.
Benny's joke:

A man walks into a bar.
The second man ducks.

Voice 0'Reason said...

Gotta disagree with the "walks-into-a-bar-2-lines-of-dialog" rule. My all-time favorite (completely geeky) "walks-into-a-bar" joke involves ONE line of dialog and a hand gesture. Doesn't work so well in print, and doesn't work at all if you're not familiar with binary, but here 'tis:

A programmer walks into a bar and says [holding up two fingers], "Three beers please."

WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING!?!?

Voice 0'Reason said...

No, sorry. Benny's joke doesn't work, 'cause it breaks the rules. A "walks-into-a-bar" joke has to have at least one line of dialog!

mickey said...

Benny's joke trumps them all. It's funny because it breaks all the rules. So there, Mr. Jokes-Have-To-Have-Rules Man. HMPF!

greg said...

A man walks into a bar and breaks all the rules. Nobody says anything.

greg said...

A man walks into a blog and tries to leave a comment, but nothing happens.