I still have no way to scan art, so here is a true-life toon in prose:
Slightly older cockney woman walking down street approaches Pumpie, wipes brow and frets "Phew! It's gon' ta bay a SCORCHER ta-day!"
Pumpie: "Yeah, I'm actually waiting to catch a bus across the street, but I'm waiting over here on the wrong side to get out of the sun and stay in the shade!"
woman (looks disgusted): "Well, don't MOAN about it!"
Pumpie (confused by sudden turn of events): "Excuse me?"
woman (looks "bossy" as she walks on by): "Don't MOAN about the sun!"
Pumpie (thinking); "If you weren't an older woman and I wasn't timid, I'd tell you you're either very rude or very crazy!"
(end of comic)
They give you a little "biscuit" with your coffee here!
The internet cafe computers all have headphones and little cameras! If I was SAVVY, I bet I could draw and PHOTOGRAPH the above comic and blog it here!
Most stores here play that horrid "dance mix" music!
The only thing worse than that dance mix music is FRENCH dance mix music!
I'm out of time on this computer! Goodbye, American friends!