Teeny Weeny in the year 2525 is in the new issue of Nick Mag. Just look for The Other Mark M's favorite boyband on the cover and cop a luxurious spread of futuristic weeny madness, along with all the other cool stuff inside. They talk to Nick, Joe and Kevin!!!
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These fellas always tend to have seriously worked-on hair. I'm sure there's a lot of blow-drying involved. Perhaps even gel. The guy in the middle particularly looks as though the slightest movement would spoil the effect. I I imagine a flurry of primping and lint removing and static posing reminiscent of the early days of photography. All of this and everything that goes with it will surely lead to permanent psychological scarring, drug use, and plastic surgury. The parents will of course squander the money on massage chairs and whirlpool tubs and liquor and bon bons and pedicures and that expensive champagne that Quentin Terantino likes.
How does it feel to be in some way (however peripheral) a part of the exploitation of our American youth and their fascinating hair?
Teenie Weenie is a pimp.
That little curl that Nick (?- I guess it's Nick, the one on the left) is peeking through with his left eye... are you implying that was "staged"? You just wait til The Other M M reads this! You are in for a flame war, my friend.
And just think of all the unsavory things you are peripherally supporting through your association with Top Shelf.
Physician, heal thyself.
Them's fightin' words!!! Leave my Jon-ass Bros. alone. They're just doing what every big-business crafted boy-band is doing...playing music, traveling the word and scarffing chicks. Nick (on the left) was dating MIley Cyrus! Joe (in the middle) isn't rumoured to be dating anyone, however his co-star in Camp Rock was very cute. And Kevin (on the right and the oldest) has recently straightened his lovely curls and looks a bit more like his younger brother Joe. How do I know these things...because I'm connected!!!!
So there!
Huh huh huh huh, Teenie Weenie doesn't have erectile dysfunction...
Huh huh huh huh, Teenie Weenie doesn't have erectile dysfunction...
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