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2 comments:

James Robert Smith said...

Yep, that kid is definitely thinking about the fatted calf.

Jed Alexander said...

This is like some kind of evil madlib. "Be...to tell about...you...very much" indeed. Very much indeed.

There's no doubt that what this kid has in store for this calf falls somewhere in the category of "animal husbandry" in its most liberal interpretation, his motive made all the more clear if one were unfortunately compelled (as you will now be) to imagine the scene from his point of view.