from pod yonkers

"Jack Richard Jenkins

Born March 9th, 2006 at 1.34PM. 6 Pounds, 2 ounces, if you care about that sort of thing. Melinda is doing really well... she was amazing.

I never thought I would enjoy it so much to have someone puke on me. Check out the gangsta punk look -- he's coming over your house to smash it up as soon as his legs work."

I chastised Pauly for wussing out and not naming him Torak.

"Other rejected names:

Torak the Slayer

Gondor the Destroyer
Melinda put the brakes on my corporate sponsor deal. We were going to get a free DVD player."

I'm just glad they didn't name the poor kid MORT!

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