"Jack Richard Jenkins
Born March 9th, 2006 at 1.34PM. 6 Pounds, 2 ounces, if you care about that sort of thing. Melinda is doing really well... she was amazing.
I never thought I would enjoy it so much to have someone puke on me. Check out the gangsta punk look -- he's coming over your house to smash it up as soon as his legs work."
I chastised Pauly for wussing out and not naming him Torak.
Reply:
"Other rejected names:
Torak the Slayer
Gondor the Destroyer
Mort
Sony.com
Melinda put the brakes on my corporate sponsor deal. We were going to get a free DVD player."
I'm just glad they didn't name the poor kid MORT!
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