Wear Protective Headgear! DO NOT EMBIGGEN WITHOUT PROTECTION!
The mind-expanding qualities of this poster could blow your skullcap off! See how the young girl is juxtaposed against the old lady? That's heavy, man! And look at how their bodies are trompe l'oeiling all over the place. The Dali influences are through the roof! Especially the way the curve of the old lady's breast is created by the gill of that nipple-eyed fish.
Hallmark Cards' answer to all of this was of course "Thanks you, doesn't quite fit our needs." I even knew at the time what their answer would be, but I had to actually hear it, if only to prove to myself that I was correct. It's hard to explain. And really, who cares? Why waste more room on the internet explaining why I sent this stuff to Hallmark KNOWING it would not get me a job there? I didn't even WANT a job there. Not really. I think I was sabotaging the whole career path, I think that was at the bottom of it all.
Hey, yesterday I saw a "HIDDEN HITCH" trailer hitch under the back of a car. It really was hidden! It was totally un-noticeable, very clever product! The only reason I noticed it was because of the huge white "HIDDEN HITCH" logo on it.