paging dr. love

That's ME! Dr. Love! Come on, admit it - You've thrilled to the continuing soap opera as I've brought sworn enemies Jed and eeTeeD together without a single shot fired or a single drop of blood shed. You've marveled as that cold hatred you feel in your heart toward Condoleezza Rice has melted just a little, as I explained her true caring sexy nature.

Now bookmark this link, and follow along as I help this self-described fat loser find love and happiness! Cheer me on as I battle the haters and protect the hamster from their evil self-defeating mindsets! You can even JOIN IN and help me steer the outcome of this bold experiment toward success and ROMANCE!

What are you going to do with your life this week? Waste it watching yet another over-the-top bullshit superhero SFX movie? Or BE a superhero, and rescue the hamster from his own damn self?

You know the answer. The hamster calls. He calls for you.
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Benny said:
Have you ever thought about how much you and Mr. Peabody "favor" (as they say in the South)? See attachment under different "cover".


OK, first of all, that's Sherman I favor, NOT Mr. Peabody. Second of all, I favor my DAD so much in that photo it's eerie as hell. Third of all, when I was in about the 6th or 7th grade I'd meet my friends at Whumpus' house in the morning and we'd all ride to school with Whumpus' mom. Whumpus' neighbor had a dog named Tuffy and poor old Tuffy had some kind of dog VD or something and his penis looked like a rotting zombie penis. Everybody made fun of Tuffy except me. Being the sensitive animal lover that I am, and the dumbass that I was, I said something one day about how I didn't think it was funny and I felt sorry for Tuffy. From that day forward, every time Sherman and Mr. Peabody would go into the wayback machine while we were watching Rocky and Bullwinkle in the morning before school, Whumpus and Ferg and Monkey would all yell "THERE GOES MARK AND TUFFY, INTO THE LITTLE ROOM!!!" That's why this photo of my head on Sherman's body gives me the cold robbies!
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So where's BLOGOPERA???

Sorry, I'll get back to it soon. Probably. I'm not sure. Can't right now. Sorry.
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PD cartoons

Image searching the internet almost always results in unexpected images, but yesterday I hit a motherlode. I was searching "public domain cartoons" for Mikey's book cover. We finally decided that recognizable cartoon characters were not as important as a larger variety of cartoon styles. All of these old Van Beuren and Iwerks images make the book look more limited in scope than it is, so these guys are just place holders now. But I'll go ahead and show you the new layout. YES, the characters will get bigger and leap out more. Flip the Frog will definitely pop out in front of the title. But he won't exactly be Flip the Frog.


Anyway, back to my image search results. Here's a little montage of the best of the bunch. The Sharpton Image (get it?) came from here. The manga porn came from here, proving once again that any fetish imaginable has a website, and - HOLD ONTO YOUR HAT, MICKEY AND BONZOGAL! The album cover came from here! WOO HOO!

go mea hulka!

HULK
One more from Benny's Michael Hall collection. The aforementioned Hulk Vase! Hulk SMASH! I like the pink pants best!

MEA CULPA
Hey! Speaking of aforementioned stuff, I just realized I WILL be using those labels after all! I should start labeling blogopera, and anything like that, so "newbies" can "go where they want"! I truly am a curmudgeon, just like it says in my profile! I just love to go off half-cocked and gripe about things!

"GO WHERE YOU WANT"
I can't tell you why that's so funny. But believe me, if you knew what me and Benny know, you'd laugh too. (Don't bother commenting why that's so funny, Benny. I can't "allow" it!)